strange hotel names

If I read about goblins one more time, I'll go crazy [believe me].
Why is it that hotels in small villages by the sea have names connected to magical elements???

letter

Dear Sir or Madam

I would like to complain about the room rate you have just sent to me. I am shock to see that low season is no longer low as prices have extremely increased.

I will not stay at your hotel and I really hope you survive the financial crisis. If you happen to see a guest at your facilities, let him/her know he/she has completely lost his/her mind.

Yours truly
Pequeña Orquídea